Friday, October 31, 2008

Funny Friday

So, Rachael (The Mory (Jr) Family ) and I have decided that Fridays will be Funny Friday. We'll
post some jokes to brighten the mood for the weekend.
I figured that since today was Halloween, I'd post a few Halloween Jokes.
Here ya go.....
What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel.
What was a witch's favourite subject when they were in school?
Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
What's a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.
How do you repair a broken Jack-o-lantern?
Buy a pumpkin patch!

That's all for now.... Have a very Happy and Safe Halloween!!

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