Friday, November 21, 2008

Funny Friday

Proverbs 17:22
"A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones."
Happy Funny Friday!
Let's start our weekend off with a smile.
What's the turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball!
How does a turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck himself!

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!

How do you send a turkey to someone?
Bird class mail

What do teddy bears have in common with turkeys?
They're both stuffed!

What sound does a Turkey's phone make?
Wing! Wing!
Well, those are my "jokes" for today.
I Hope that they put a smile on your face.
Have a great weekend.