Friday, November 7, 2008

Funny Friday

It's Friday again, and that means it's time for Funny Friday!
I hope that at least one of these riddles make you giggle and brighten your day.
Q. What are unhappy cranberries called?
A. Blueberries!
Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!
Q. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
A. On their feet!
Q. Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
A. He was stuffed!
Q. What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
A. Your teeth!
Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. He had the drumsticks!
Q. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
A. He wanted a light snack!
When asked Asked to write "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving",
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."
Well, those are just a few little jokes that hopefully put a smile on your face, even if they are corny. :)

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