Friday, November 14, 2008

Funny Friday

So, who's in the mood for a few gobbles.... I mean... giggles?
I hope you are, because it's time again for Funny Friday!!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, a building can't jump
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY
What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A feather duster
Is turkey soup good for your health?
Not if you're a turkey!

Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced.
Do not do a single thing until I get there.
I am calling my brother back, and we will both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
I hope that these little jokes brought a smile to your face.
Have a great weekend!

1 comment:

Rachael Mory said...

LOL I like these jokes :)