Friday, November 28, 2008

Funny Friday

With all of the craziness of today, the busiest shopping day of the year,
we could all use a little funny.
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream
Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a Snowbank
What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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